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Volunteer Kayaker Waterway Cleanup Program
Many of you are familiar with our ongoing work to rid the Albany Marsh of trash . Indeed, a fair number of you have been fantastic enough to help out - the swamp monsters send their tentacled thanks! Much of the mess in this marsh appears to be coming from an extensive series of encampments located under the I-580/railroad and Cleveland/I-80/Pierce bridge complexes that span Cerrito Creek. CalTrans has an active ticket to clean these encampments up (#1042293), but I can't get them to respond as to when - or even if - they intend to do this work. In my trashy experience, nothing motivates agencies to get shit done like high-def 4K public shaming, especially if local news picks it up - see this dump site . Towards that end, I'd like to document what it looks like under these bridges, but there's no way in hell I'm crawling under there - human and animal waste, leptosporosis, hantavirus, needles, displeased residents, vindictive leprechauns, etc. Accordingly, I've come to this wretched cantina REI to find a drone pilot kayaker who's willing to fly paddle their rust bucket carbon canoe under both bridges to check it out - being on the water away from the filth seems safe enough. At high tide, the creek is at least 30' wide, with 10-20' of clearance under the bridges. Waivers will be signed! I should stress that this is an entirely volunteer operation - the only pay I can offer is a firm handshake, solid feels, and all the Internet points you're able to farm. I should also stress that I'm unclear as to whether flying drones under highway bridges is strictly legal. That being said, letting tons of trash pollute this delicate ecosystem is definitely fucking not. Everything kayakers do is legal. So. If you're up for risking your droid kayak for the common good, let me know here or via DM! I'm definitely open to more than one Han Solo - Han Plural? - in case one or more of you fail to make this Kessel Run in twelve parsecs. A pack - pod? - would be ideal! For the rest of you cantina critters, mark your calendars for September 19th - I'll be hosting a cleanup from 9AM to noon in the Albany Marsh for Coastal Cleanup Day , and the swamp monsters would love to caress your calves with their tentacles while you work. Thank you all for your help and/or snarky comments!
This program is a cheap way to make a real dent in waterway trash. A 2021 Baltimore study showed 80% of harbor trash comes from streets—if kayakers can intercept it before it reaches the ocean, that's measurable impact for minimal cost.
We have to ensure this doesn't become a safety hazard for volunteers. What happens when someone capsizes near a storm drain outflow or cuts themselves on broken glass—who's liable?
This directly empowers the communities who live and play on these waterways. In Seattle, a similar program gave local youth groups paid stipends to lead cleanups, turning stewardship into economic opportunity for underserved neighborhoods.
Cities like London and Baltimore have already proven this model works at scale. The Thames cleanup removed over 300 tons of plastic in a decade with volunteer boaters—that's a precedent we can adapt here.
This unlocks a whole new pipeline for civic engagement and environmental data. A mobile app tracking debris hotspots could feed into city planning, and quarterly events make stewardship visible and fun.
I hear both the enthusiasm and the caution here. Could we bridge the gap by starting with a small pilot in one watershed, paired with a clear liability waiver and a safety training requirement, to test feasibility before scaling up?